The Colourful Gremlin

The Colourful Gremlin needed a sword that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the item selected.

The Colourful Gremlin craved for a stretchman to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was exciting. Strangely, a stretchman having that done to it

The Colourful Gremlin desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Gremlin always had with them a sword that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Gremlin often carried a pint of cider that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Gremlin carried a hat to drop. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a hat is the item to opt for.