Crazy Gremlin

Crazy Gremlin desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be entertaining. A cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Gremlin desperately needed a helmet to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

Crazy Gremlin desired a painting of a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Crazy Gremlin desperately craved for a cucumber that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Crazy Gremlin searched for a chocolate bar to demolish. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Gremlin always had with them a bag of flour that they sometimes eat. This is certainly an exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. A bag of flour would be the chosen thing.