The Red Gremlin

The Red Gremlin carried a helmet that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Gremlin desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would cuddle. This could be considered a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Red Gremlin always had with them a bag of poop that they would eat. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Red Gremlin owned a can of Tango that they would often throw. One might say this is an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Red Gremlin always had with them a CD player that they would drop. It should have been a weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.