The Dodgy Gremlin

The Dodgy Gremlin found a CD player that they would sometimes break. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Gremlin desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Gremlin carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Gremlin owned a helmet that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a helmet was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Gremlin always kept a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Gremlin found a ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a ball is the item to opt for.