The Blue Gremlin

The Blue Gremlin searched for a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Gremlin found a ball to share. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Blue Gremlin desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Blue Gremlin carried a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a funny operation, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Blue Gremlin desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Blue Gremlin always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to break. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.