His Eccentric Gremlin

His Eccentric Gremlin owned a toilet brush that they would often share. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Gremlin carried a can of Tango that they would sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Gremlin looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

His Eccentric Gremlin desired a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Gremlin carried a sponge that they would sometimes share. It might be a new undertaking, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

His Eccentric Gremlin wanted a custard pie to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.