His Orange Gremlin

His Orange Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

His Orange Gremlin desperately desired a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

His Orange Gremlin always kept a mug that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

His Orange Gremlin desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a funny operation, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

His Orange Gremlin found a can of coke that they liked to worship. It would be a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

His Orange Gremlin desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have thought, a condom being the item selected.