Her Fat Gremlin

Her Fat Gremlin desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. A cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Her Fat Gremlin owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Fat Gremlin searched for a wig that they would share. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Her Fat Gremlin desperately looked for a porno magazine to share. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

Her Fat Gremlin had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Her Fat Gremlin looked for a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.