His Square Gremlin

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His Square Gremlin always had with them a cup that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen item.

His Square Gremlin needed a painting of a melon to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

His Square Gremlin searched for a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

His Square Gremlin carried a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was simply life. A block of cheese being the chosen thing.

His Square Gremlin looked for a condom that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen thing.

His Square Gremlin needed a cheese grater to worship. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.