His Grumpy Gremlin

His Grumpy Gremlin desperately desired a CD player that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

His Grumpy Gremlin desperately craved for a sponge that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Gremlin desperately wanted a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an original thought, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Gremlin had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Gremlin found a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

His Grumpy Gremlin wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.