My Horny Gremlin

My Horny Gremlin desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

My Horny Gremlin desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to choose.

My Horny Gremlin often carried a set of lego to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A set of lego is the item to select.

My Horny Gremlin needed a tomato that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

My Horny Gremlin owned a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to select.

My Horny Gremlin found a vibrator that they would often share. It is a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.