A Ugly Gremlin

A Ugly Gremlin searched for a pen that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Gremlin looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Gremlin needed a teapot that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Gremlin desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon of all things.

A Ugly Gremlin desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Gremlin wanted a wig that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was fun. A wig was the thing that was chosen.