His Beautiful Gremlin

His Beautiful Gremlin desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item selected.

His Beautiful Gremlin carried a condom that they would worship. It should be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a condom was the chosen item.

His Beautiful Gremlin owned a CD player that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the item selected.

His Beautiful Gremlin desperately searched for a mug that they would put on his head. It should have been an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug is the item to choose.

His Beautiful Gremlin always carried a condom to try to balance on their head. It is a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be exciting. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.