A Red Gremlin

A Red Gremlin often carried a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Red Gremlin owned a piece of paper to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

A Red Gremlin desperately looked for a set of lego that they would annihilate It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

A Red Gremlin craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

A Red Gremlin wanted a computer that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was wonderful. Strangely, a computer was the item that was selected.

A Red Gremlin always kept a little monkey that they would eat. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.