Their Square Gremlin

Their Square Gremlin always had with them a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Their Square Gremlin wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Their Square Gremlin always kept a bag of poop to share. It should be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Their Square Gremlin craved for a ball that they would demolish. It would be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.

Their Square Gremlin craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Their Square Gremlin desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.