The Exciting Gremlin

The Exciting Gremlin looked for a CD player that they liked to share. It might have been a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Exciting Gremlin carried a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Exciting Gremlin looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Gremlin desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Exciting Gremlin desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Gremlin had a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.