The Weary Gremlin

The Weary Gremlin always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Weary Gremlin desired a ball that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Gremlin desperately craved for a pen that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a new action, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Gremlin found a wig that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Weary Gremlin wanted a piece of paper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Weary Gremlin searched for a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. A tomato being the chosen item.