Her Purple Gremlin

Her Purple Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Gremlin desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Her Purple Gremlin always had with them a little monkey that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Gremlin had a custard pie that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to choose.

Her Purple Gremlin needed a pint of cider to put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird thought, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Her Purple Gremlin always had with them a custard pie that they would often embrace. This seems a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.