My Unusual Gremlin

My Unusual Gremlin found a cup that they would sometimes break. It might be an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

My Unusual Gremlin needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been an exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

My Unusual Gremlin wanted a can of coke that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Unusual Gremlin wanted a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item that was chosen.

My Unusual Gremlin always carried a dildo that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

My Unusual Gremlin always kept a cucumber that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A cucumber was the thing that was selected.