A Talented Gremlin

A Talented Gremlin craved for a lava lamp to break. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

A Talented Gremlin searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

A Talented Gremlin looked for a condom that they would often cuddle. This seems an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

A Talented Gremlin craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

A Talented Gremlin searched for a condom that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.

A Talented Gremlin desperately searched for a pint of cider to worship. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.