Their Angry Gremlin

Their Angry Gremlin owned a crown that they would play with. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a crown is the item to opt for.

Their Angry Gremlin needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Their Angry Gremlin found a can of coke that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Their Angry Gremlin always carried a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item selected.

Their Angry Gremlin owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. It might be an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Their Angry Gremlin looked for a stapler that they liked to experiment on. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the chosen thing.