The Different Gremlin

The Different Gremlin wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Different Gremlin desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would drop. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Different Gremlin wanted a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Different Gremlin desperately looked for a teapot that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Different Gremlin found a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. It might have been a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Gremlin desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.