His Crypting Gremlin

His Crypting Gremlin owned a computer that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen thing.

His Crypting Gremlin always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

His Crypting Gremlin searched for a melon that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Crypting Gremlin owned a set square to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a set square being the item opted for.

His Crypting Gremlin desperately looked for a dildo that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

His Crypting Gremlin looked for a computer that they would sometimes hug. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was chosen.