A Retarded Gremlin

A Retarded Gremlin found a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

A Retarded Gremlin looked for a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

A Retarded Gremlin looked for a set of lego to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be awesome. A set of lego being the thing selected.

A Retarded Gremlin craved for a sword to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Gremlin searched for a wig that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Gremlin always had with them a computer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A computer being the item selected.