A Magical Gremlin

A Magical Gremlin always had with them a bag of poop that they would worship. This could be considered a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Magical Gremlin always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. It might be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

A Magical Gremlin carried a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

A Magical Gremlin desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

A Magical Gremlin craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

A Magical Gremlin desired a helmet that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the chosen thing.