His Anxious Gremlin

His Anxious Gremlin carried a dildo that they would sometimes smash. It might be a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

His Anxious Gremlin desperately craved for a cup that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to opt for.

His Anxious Gremlin often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Gremlin always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

His Anxious Gremlin needed a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

His Anxious Gremlin had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.