His Depressed Gremlin

His Depressed Gremlin desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would break. It would have been a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

His Depressed Gremlin desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

His Depressed Gremlin looked for a vibrator that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

His Depressed Gremlin wanted a pen that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is awesome. A pen would be the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Gremlin found a vibrator that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

His Depressed Gremlin wanted a rubber chicken that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.