His Fucking Gremlin

His Fucking Gremlin had a cucumber that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A cucumber would be the chosen thing.

His Fucking Gremlin always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

His Fucking Gremlin always carried a pint of beer that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Gremlin owned a stapler that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A stapler is the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Gremlin desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to select.

His Fucking Gremlin carried a wig that they would often sleep with. It would be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A wig was the item that was opted for.