My Crypting Gremlin

My Crypting Gremlin had a stapler to throw. It is a somewhat surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. A stapler is the item to select.

My Crypting Gremlin carried a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen item.

My Crypting Gremlin desired a bag of poop to hug. One might consider this to be a funny action, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

My Crypting Gremlin desperately looked for a ball that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a ball being the chosen thing.

My Crypting Gremlin had a teapot that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

My Crypting Gremlin always had with them a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. It is a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.