My Bum Loving Gremlin

My Bum Loving Gremlin looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

My Bum Loving Gremlin always kept a stapler that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a stapler of all things.

My Bum Loving Gremlin looked for a melon that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Gremlin desired a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. A big sponge was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Gremlin needed a lava lamp to share. It would be a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Gremlin desperately wanted a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly curious exercise, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.