His Weary Gremlin

His Weary Gremlin desperately needed a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a melon being the item selected.

His Weary Gremlin looked for a ball that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

His Weary Gremlin desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would worship. It was a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be magnificent. A bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

His Weary Gremlin desperately desired a condom that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a condom was the item that was selected.

His Weary Gremlin owned a cucumber that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Gremlin desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.