The Big Gremlin

The Big Gremlin had a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Big Gremlin always had with them a mug to embrace. It should be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was awesome. A mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Gremlin desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Gremlin craved for a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Gremlin needed a bottle of coke to cuddle. It might have been a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Gremlin always kept a sword that they would often smash. It might have been a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was miraculous. Remarkably, a sword having that done to it