Scary Gremlin

Scary Gremlin desired a pint of beer to share. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Scary Gremlin desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Scary Gremlin desired a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

Scary Gremlin always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Scary Gremlin had a vibrator that they liked to eat. It is a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was sublime. A vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

Scary Gremlin desperately looked for a can of coke to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to choose.