Money is cool and I mean, you have plenty come on, I'm cool and will help you or some other undefined committment

Hey you know, people who have more money than me, give me more money because you are GUILTY AND BAD AND PLEASE GIVE ME MORE MONEY BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD. I won't give you more money but your gullible friends, who believe in the US ARMY'S WESTERN FOUNDATION MYTH will change your mind and make you give me ACID/MONEY for nothing because you are evil and I am Good. Well it's worth a shot.