Joke

A horse walks into a local 'Bar and Grill. He goes up to the bar and sees that the barkeeper has his back to him (cleaning a glass). The horse puts his front hoofs on the bar, taps it with his right hoof and says; "Hey, Bartender!" The bartender turns around and says; "Yeah, yeah, what do ya want?" And the horse says, " I said 'HAY' bartender!"