The Naughty Hedgehog

The Naughty Hedgehog always carried a helmet that they would share. This might appear to be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Hedgehog always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Hedgehog needed a wig that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Hedgehog owned a magic 8 ball that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Hedgehog wanted a lava lamp that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Hedgehog had a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.