The Funny Hedgehog

The Funny Hedgehog desperately craved for a set square that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a set square of all things.

The Funny Hedgehog desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Hedgehog desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a teapot having that done to it

The Funny Hedgehog carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Funny Hedgehog carried a cucumber that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Hedgehog often carried a big sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was fun. A big sponge was the thing that was selected.