A Bum Loving Hedgehog

A Bum Loving Hedgehog always kept a vibrator to break. It should have been an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a vibrator of all things.

A Bum Loving Hedgehog always had with them a CD player to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Hedgehog always carried a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was amazing. Remarkably, a sword being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Hedgehog desperately wanted a teapot that they would play with. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Hedgehog needed a piece of paper that they would often hug. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Hedgehog had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is exciting. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.