The Ugly Hedgehog

The Ugly Hedgehog desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Hedgehog desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Ugly Hedgehog carried a computer that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Hedgehog looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was wonderful. A rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Hedgehog desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to throw. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Hedgehog carried a teapot to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be fun. A teapot would be the item chosen.