Depressed Hedgehog

Depressed Hedgehog desired a bag of poop that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Depressed Hedgehog always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is an original idea, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Depressed Hedgehog had a condom that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a condom was the chosen item.

Depressed Hedgehog craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

Depressed Hedgehog desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Depressed Hedgehog carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. It was an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.