The Tired Hedgehog

The Tired Hedgehog wanted a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Tired Hedgehog desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Tired Hedgehog desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Tired Hedgehog always kept a pen that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pen being the item opted for.

The Tired Hedgehog looked for a big sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.

The Tired Hedgehog needed a radiator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A radiator was the chosen thing.