My Confused Hedgehog

My Confused Hedgehog searched for a crown that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a crown having that done to it

My Confused Hedgehog often carried a dildo that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

My Confused Hedgehog desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Hedgehog always kept a ball that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Hedgehog wanted a sword that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sword having that done to it

My Confused Hedgehog wanted a helmet that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.