A Crazy Hedgehog

A Crazy Hedgehog desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Crazy Hedgehog desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Hedgehog desired a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Hedgehog desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Hedgehog desperately craved for a condom that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

A Crazy Hedgehog owned a crown that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a crown being the thing selected.