The Tired Hedgehog

The Tired Hedgehog desperately craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. It might be a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be awesome. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Hedgehog searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Tired Hedgehog had a bat that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Tired Hedgehog desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Tired Hedgehog always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was wonderful. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Hedgehog found a condom that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.