A Naughty Hedgehog

A Naughty Hedgehog desperately needed a radiator that they liked to demolish. It might have been a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

A Naughty Hedgehog wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Hedgehog looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was stunning. A vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Naughty Hedgehog desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item chosen.

A Naughty Hedgehog wanted a spade that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Hedgehog always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.