A Fucking Hedgehog

A Fucking Hedgehog desired a dildo that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A dildo would be the item that was selected.

A Fucking Hedgehog found a set of lego that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A set of lego is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Hedgehog often carried a bat that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Hedgehog craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

A Fucking Hedgehog always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

A Fucking Hedgehog wanted a chocolate bar that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is exciting. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.