My Eccentric Hedgehog

My Eccentric Hedgehog desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

My Eccentric Hedgehog carried a condom that they would often cuddle. It would be a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom was the item that was opted for.

My Eccentric Hedgehog had a big sponge that they would embrace. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Hedgehog needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Eccentric Hedgehog often carried a can of Tango to share. It was a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was awesome. A can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Hedgehog needed a tomato that they liked to sleep with. It would have been an unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. A tomato would be the item that was selected.