The Horny Hedgehog

The Horny Hedgehog desperately looked for a crown that they would hug. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Hedgehog always kept a radiator that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Horny Hedgehog desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Hedgehog desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Horny Hedgehog searched for a sword that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Strangely, a sword of all things.

The Horny Hedgehog wanted a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.