My Bum Loving Hedgehog

My Bum Loving Hedgehog wanted a set of lego that they would share. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Hedgehog looked for a set of lego that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a funny action, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Hedgehog always carried a teapot that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Hedgehog always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Hedgehog looked for a vibrator to demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Hedgehog owned a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.