The Bewildered Hedgehog

The Bewildered Hedgehog searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desired a bat that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. A bat being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Hedgehog desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Hedgehog often carried a big sponge to experiment on. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Hedgehog carried a hat that they would often demolish. This seems to be a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Hedgehog owned a melon that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.